Have You Congratulated Tyler Coates Today?

TYLER, CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR PROMOTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

former-contender asked: I'd like to congratulate Tyler for being more attractive than Jesse Tyler Ferguson!

tylercoates:

I’m wearing a velour sweatshirt today and it’s bringing me a lot of joy. 

Tyler, congratulations for wearing a velour sweatshirt! That is joymaking!

youngbahamian:

The ladies decided that a little rain is NOT going to ruin their strawberry margaritas.

Tyler, congratulations for finding your Spirit Strawberry Margarita Ladies in the Bahamas! Turn that Mancation upside down!

tylercoates:

Here’s a PERSONAL POST that will likely BE DELETED by the end of the evening, but sometimes I just LIKE TO LET IT ALL OUT because the casual catharsis is never A TERRIBLE THING. I’m still in the office and finishing up the week, writing down a GIANT TO-DO LIST because I’m going to the Bahamas on Sunday FOR WORK. It’s my first ever WORK TRIP which is exciting, and I’m mush less nervous about it once I finally got the details about the events (after waiting around for, like, a month without knowing where the hell I was staying or who was going to be there, etc.). At the same time, I’ve got to ACTUALLY RUN A WEBSITE while I’m intermittently on a boat next week, because that is my job, and I also have to write a TON OF SHIT for the next issue of the magazine BEFORE I even return to New York. I never really thought this is how my life would be? Working late nights, checking my work email obsessively on my phone, or even having the experience where checking and replying to emails was a major component of my job. So BASICALLY I am incredibly STRESSED OUT, and will be as such for, oh, the next two weeks? But, unlike other periods of my life where work was exhausting, this doesn’t feel out of my control. I feel like for the first time I’m CONTRIBUTING SOMETHING and AM PLAYING A MAJOR ROLE in something bigger as opposed to just being the person who has to deal with a lot of terrible shit all day. So instead of PANICKING and succumbing to the temptation of stomping my feet and pitching a fit and calling my mother and complaining about my life, I actually can sit here and think, “HEY. YOU CAN DO ALL OF THESE THINGS, AND YOU’RE GOING TO BE AWESOME AT THEM, AND TWO WEEKS FROM NOW YOU’LL BE SO RELIEVED THAT YOU HAVE ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING.” This really is quite a life development! I feel like a real adult! For the first time in my life! And, hey, I could get a tan in the process? (LOL YEAH RIGHT I’M GONNA BURN TO A FUCKING CRISP.) 

Tyler, congratulations on getting to a place in your life where you’re excited about your job and can see the bigger picture during times of stress and are confident in your own abilities even when things are a little overwhelming! (And wear sunscreen.)

bobbyfinger asked: OMG CONGRATULATIONS ON MAKING A TOUGH DECISION TODAY!!!!!